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Thou Shalt Always Panic Sell: At the first sign of a dip, sell everything. Remember, it's not a loss if you do it quickly.
Profit? What's That?: If your token shows any profit, sell immediately. Holding for more gains is for the brave.
The Bottom Is Your Friend: Always buy high and sell low. The bottom is where you thrive.
FOMO Is Your Guide: Follow the fear of missing out (FOMO). If everyone's selling, you should too!
Ignore the HODLers: People who hold their tokens are just mythological creatures. You're a realist.
Chart Analysis? Nope!: Technical analysis is overrated. Your gut feeling has a 100% success rate, right?
News Is Your Enemy: Don't read news or updates about your tokens. Ignorance is bliss, especially when selling.
Diversification Is for the Unsure: Put all your eggs in one basket, then drop that basket at the first tremor.
Long Term? Never Heard of It: Long-term investment strategies are for the patient. You prefer the thrill of the immediate sell.
The 'Sell' Button Is Your Best Friend: Customize your trading app so the 'Sell' button is the biggest and most colorful. It's the only one you need, after all.